Here we have a friendly bout of mid-rodeo musical chairs wherein some poor sap gets hit harder than Mike Tyson ever hit anybody, harder than Napster hit the music industry, harder than Jadeveon Clowney hit whoever that was. This dude gets lit the fuck up, is what I'm saying, and per the full video below, what he does next will shock you. (He doesn't immediately die, and in fact ends up helping his assailant back to her feet.)
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Just kidding: No way this dude is still alive.
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