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We picked you for the job, not because we think you're so damn smart, but because we thought you were a shade less dumb than the rest of the outfit. Guess we were wrong. You're not smarter, Walter. You're just a little taller.

We killed him for money and for a woman. We didn't get the money — and we didn't get the woman.

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