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Vulgar olive loaf Donald Trump is hitting the campaign trail in California in advance of the state’s June 7 primary. A good way to appeal to your constituents is to show that you’re “one of them” by feigning nominal interest in their sports teams. If you do this, though, you should have a working sense of geography.


Goddamn it.


The Warriors may be the team of Silicon Valley bloodsuckers, but they play in Oakland, not San Francisco. Those are different cities, separated by seven miles of dirty bay water. A visual aid:

Via Google Maps

If you’re going to patronize your voters, at least do it right, man.


Staff writer, Deadspin

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