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Draymond Green On Kevin Durant's Twitter Behavior: "I Laughed In His Face"

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Last summer, Draymond Green accidentally posted a photo of his penis to his Snapchat story. This summer, Kevin Durant was busted while seemingly attempting to use a burner account to argue with a Twitter troll, trashing his former coach and teammates in the process.

This presented an opportunity for Green: a chance to get back at Durant for, he says, “laughing in my face” when his dick was all over the internet.

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Roughly half of the population has a dick, smartphones are abundant, and pretty much everyone gets horny, so a lot of people have their dicks online. Far fewer people have an NBA championship ring and fake accounts they use to reply to bored trolls. Seems like Draymond came out ahead here.

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