The Editor-In-Chief of this website had his garbage can stolen from outside his house last night, with his garbage still in it. By a man wearing an Eagles jacket. Why did he steal it? Will it end up on Chip Kelly’s lawn? Are Philadelphians just natural scavengers? This deepening mystery is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

But thankfully, there is more. We also talk about the HBO debut of Bill Simmons (brought to you by FuegoUndies!), the shady world of daily fantasy football, and we preview the baseball playoffs, which start TONIGHT! Turns out Marchman was AT the Bartman game, and has some cool-ass stories about it which ALSO involve deviant waste disposal. If you have anything you’d like to hear discussed on the podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.

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