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Easter Bunny Absolutely Wrecks Teddy Roosevelt

Teddy Roosevelt thought he had a clear path to glory after the other presidents were knocked out early. He was wrong.

The Easter Bunny unleashed the pain upon Teddy’s big-ass head in Sunday’s Presidents Race:

Screech, a true anti-establishment candidate, won the race.


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