"Dancing With The Stars" announced that its lineup for next season will include America's Sideline Princess, because apparently all you have to do is ask and they'll let you on. It's a pretty good system ABC's got going on there.
Due to her experience as a former Florida Gator Dazzler, Ms. Andrews will probably be the early favorite, despite the fact that her competition includes an actual "professional" dancer. If you consider what the Pussycat Dolls do to be "dancing." It's certainly quite professional! The show will also feature recent gold medal winner Evan Lysacek (who will only be allowed to use skates on his hands), Chad Ochocinco (two left feet), Pam Anderson (top heavy), Shannon Doherty (really?), a Gosselin, and Zombie Buzz Aldrin! I like her chances.