Fucking Vote: The Curse Word Bracket Final Is Here
The final of the Deadspin Swear Word Bracket has arrived. And despite a valiant attempt by "cunt" to take down top seed "fuck," this is looking less like a tournament than it is a coronation.
Or is it? For the title game, "fuck" will be going up against fellow 1-seed, "motherfucker," which beat out "shit" with surprising ease. That's right: It's an all-fuck final. A family affair. The pupil shall take on the master. Can "motherfucker" rise up and defeat its root word? Would that even make sense if it happened? I don't know. But I am pulling for that little motherfucker. It's got such motherfuckin' heart! It's no mere spinoff word, I tell you. It has depth and complexity and it sounds GREAT when Richard Pryor uses it.
Now is the time for your final vote. The winner shall be revealed tomorrow. So fucking vote early and often. It's your last fucking chance!
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