Henry Anderson's Dick And Balls Rudely Squished By Cordarrelle Patterson [Update]
Cordarrelle Patterson was brought down by Henry Anderson after a one-yard gain on a first-and-five run early in the fourth quarter of Sunday’s Patriots-Jets tilt. Patterson, who I think it will henceforth be fair to assume is a total sociopath, expressed his displeasure with that turn of events by cruelly grabbing and wrenching Anderson’s dick and balls:
Not cool! Not cool at all. The opposite of cool. Patterson’s dick move was not appreciated by Saryn Rorie, who is Anderson’s fiancée:
Do unto others’ dick and balls as you would have them do unto your dick and balls.
UPDATE: Patterson explains the move:
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