Federer Joins Twitter, Promptly Asked About Eating Chocolate Off Tits

Greg HowardGreg Howard|published: Sat 25th May, 14:22 2013

So, Roger Federer just joined Twitter. Hooray, right?

He sent out his first tweet Thursday. The very first response he received was a warm welcome from a Twitter bro named @TheMattDean:


Fuck us all.

h/t to Lynn

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