You know, we always imagined that Richard Simmons just hung out in Bristol all the time, sort of an unofficial mascot. We imagine him fetching Nachos for Van Pelt and really getting on Trey Wingo's nerves.

It appears Richard Simmons and Stephen King were in Bristol yesterday, filming respective "This Is Sportscenter" commercials. This picture is hypnotic, entrancing us and sending us down a rabbit hole from which we fear we shall never return.

King, Simmons Lampoon ESPN [Hartford Courant]