ESPN's Andrew Brandt Really Needs A New Twitter Joke
A thing that happens quite often on Twitter is that people will tweet out pictures of strange foods, usually because those foods are grotesque in size or construction, and thus there is a need to gawk at them. This is a communal exercise, involving various Twitter users retweeting pictures of the food and adding little comments like "Gross!" or "Welcome to America, smdh." ESPN reporter Andrew Brandt is all about participating in this game, but the problem is this: he's only got one quip—as noted by @trillballins—and he won't stop using it.
Sometimes, he wants to unleash that quip so badly that he'll use it for sports observations:
Andrew, my dude, you need some new quips.
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