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• "This game is strong evidence that the Blazers' win streak is not a flash in the pan." — Magnum1986

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

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• "This was totally unexpected. I thought OU was the real deal after the Mizz game." — ParsonsBri

• This was totally unexpected. I always recover my onside kicks in Madden 08.—StoopsPoops — Quick

• That was totally unexpected. I thought those levees were the real deal—heckofajobbrownie05 — Ringitupwiththedongtea