Everytime Darius Miles Leaves The House, He's Teaching History

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You might not be able to tell from this picture, which comes to us via the Blazers Blog and 100 Percent Injury Rate, but it's an etching (drawing? painting?) on the hood of Darius Miles' car. And it's awesome.

It appears to be ... well, it Benjamin Franklin smoking a joint while receiving a lap dance. We're assuming Franklin's presence is due to his appearance on the 100 dollar bill, though we do like to dream, and pretend that Miles has researched Franklin's womanizing history and is simply paying tribute to an American hero. On the other side of the hood? The complete text of Thomas Paine's Common Sense.


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