The professional snoopers at The Smoking Gun have uncovered their latest oddball lawsuit between Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana and his ex-wife, Kim Moses, pertaining to the auction sale of some personal items from his college days including a photo I.D. and sappy love letters (one on a Ziggy card).

What's perhaps most troubling than this whole entire suit is the fact that Montana has the penmanship of a teenage girl. It's almost surprising to not see little smiley-faces inside the dotted i's.

Joe Montana Is Looking Good, Suing [With Leather]