Fans Scramble For Home Run Ball, Debase Themselves

The first rule for being a cool and chill ballgame attendee is don’t get blackout drunk and puke on people. The second rule is don’t pursue a home run ball as if you are a seagull that just caught sight of a bread crumb. These fans in Arizona failed to follow the second rule last night:

Well, at least nobody snatched the ball away from a child.