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Harvey Westmoreland and his bro Joe were always cool with Troy Hold and James Hill. But then they got into a fight about a lawnmower in Lawrenceburg, Ky. I'll let Harvey take it from here.

"Troy offered to buy it from me for two hundred and fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him," Westmoreland told WLEX. "One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire.

"They cut my beard and forced me to eat it," he said.

This land was made for you and me.

Ky. man forced to eat his own beard during fight [Fox19] (H/T Disco Choo)

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