Fernando Torres, Missing For Four Years, Found Scoring Goals In Madrid

Hey, who's this new "Fernando Torres" guy, and what did you do with the one we've come to know and loathe? Also: hey, there you are Fernando! Where have you been hiding all these years?

Neymar equalized just a few minutes later, so this Atlético Madrid-Barcelona Copa del Rey tie is 2-1 Barça on aggregate.