Filling Your Burning Need For Pageantry

It's so difficult to wait that extra week for the Super Bowl. The promise of spectacular pageantry is on the horizon, but still just out of your reach. Oh, pageantry, you seductive temptress.

But I just can't wait. I demand some wondrous pageantry, and I demand it right now. And this is why I'm so thankful to Michael David Smith at the FanHouse for digging up this beauty ... the Super Bowl XXIII halftime show, featuring an Elvis Impersonator in tight gold pants doing magic tricks illusions.

Prince Can't Possibly Be Worse Than Super Bowl XXIII [NFL FanHouse]