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Finally, A Turkish Street Fight Set To An "Eye Of The Tiger" Score

The guy in the white turtleneck. Yeah, that one. He has some problems in this little Turkish traffic to-do, what with his inability to land a 1) punch or 2) acrobatic sidekick without getting dropped to the street. A soul-crushing defeat, to be sure. Took his time. Took his chances. Ended up laid out in the street on MyFoxAnkara, the shame of a bloodline.

Other notable Tuesday Night Fights, some of which are NSFW depending on WYW:
Customers Fight Over $2 Waffle Machine
• "Braw turn into White Kids getting Knocked out with Sucker Punch"
• "50 gang girls get hosed" on Staten Island.
Minor-league hockey fisticuffs!
• Pizza-picking-up-guy footage of "Crazy UCF Brawl outside Knight's Library!"
• As "Boss Benjamin" explains it, "Queen Pins of East Atlanta, went to go get some blunts, ended up dragging these two hoes. Mac bre-z in the car wit the Kid. LMFAO."
• Aw, cat and deer! AW, DEER ATTACKS DOG!
• In the battle of a drunk Australian and the Japanese trash man, the Japanese trash man wins. The Japanese trash man always wins.

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