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1. Jennifer Sterger And Her Friends Are Not The Hottest Girls On Campus. And it's really not even close. The FSU Cowgirls are certainly the most famous pretty faces on the Internet from FSU, but a stroll through campus reveals that girls as attractive as Jen and her pals — or moreso — are pretty common. Take a walk by Landis Green on a warm day (which in Tallahassee means between February and November), or any pool near campus where the co-eds sunbathe, and your eyes may pop out of your head. Many a young man, the author included, thought the prettiest girls in the world were on SEC campuses until he matriculated to FSU.

2. Lee Corso Shot ZERO Percent From The Field In His Basketball Career. According to the school media guide, in 1956 young Lee Corso played in one game. He did not take a shot. Presumably the "Lee Corso is a Penis" signs in the stands made him a little gunshy.

3. They Are Undefeated When Outscoring Their Opponents. Seriously. According to the "Florida State Men's Basketball By the Numbers" section of the most recent FSU Weekly Media Release, "Florida State is an undefeated 17-0 when it outscores its opponent." This stat was presumably figured before the Duke and Miami victories, in which FSU ran its streak to an incredible 19-0 when outscoring its opponents. Unfortunately, the Noles are winless when outscored. — Barry Lutz

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