Floyd Mayweather Offers The Most Predictable Take On "Me Too" Movement

Floyd Mayweather, a moron and serial domestic abuser, is hanging around the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas hawking some sort of virtual reality boxing setup, which he says—oh God, who cares. Men’s Health interviewed the semi-retired boxer and he somehow stayed on topic for most of it, dodging a Bitcoin question and only sort of meandering to explain the difference between a strip club and a gentlemen’s club.

Mayweather was also asked about the #MeToo movement and all the powerful men who have recently been accused of serial sexual harassment. Mayweather should be asked these questions, and he should be grilled about his history. Here was his full, inscrutable answer:

We’re asking a lot of men, in light of the #MeToo movement, how men can grow in 2018.

The who?

The #MeToo movement. Women speaking out about sexual assault.

When you say “me too” ... When somebody is like, “I got a Rolls Royce, I be like ‘me too.’” When somebody say they got a private jet, I say, “Me too. I got two. Me too.”

This is a very different —

Well, I didn’t know! My Me Too movement from the beginning was whenever somebody said what they have I’m like, “me too.” Somebody say they got a billion dollars, I say, “I made a billion dollars, me too.”

I know you have a sensitive side. You’ve talked about your sensitive side before.

Of course. I mean, you live and you learn. I think everyone, if you’re in an uncomfortable position, you have to pray about it, you know, talk about it, and I think that, you know, sexual harassment, I don’t think it’s cool at all.

Sexual harassment? Not cool! Accusations of horrifying abuse? Only God can judge me.