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How Bad Are The Browns? Even Obituaries Are Cracking Jokes.

Scott Entsminger died on Thursday. Three days later, he was taking a shot at the Browns from the peace of the grave....

Report: NFL May Not Invite Academically Ineligible Players To Combine

This would be a shitty thing to do:...

Cowboys defensive tackle Josh Brent, awaiting trial for intoxication manslaughter for the death of a teammate, had returned to jail June 27 after twice testing positive for marijuana use. A judge yesterday granted his release. He remains on the Cowboys' roster....

Patriots Fans Trade Aaron Hernandez Jerseys For The Usual Suspects

More than 2,000 Patriots fans lined up outside Gillette Stadium in 90-degree temperatures, as the Patriots gave fans two days to trade in their Aaron Hernandez jerseys for something a little less criminal. But who would be the most popular replacement?...

The Patriots Have A New Logo

Old one's on the left, new one's on the right. This'll make everyone forget that Aaron Hernandez ever played for New England!...

Photos Of College Football Player's Bloomin’ Onion Burns [GRAPHIC]

Earlier today we relayed the story of Kyle Smith, the college football player who suffered horrific burns after a cooking accident. Now we've received two photos of his burns, and warning: they are graphic....

College Football Player Horribly Burned While Making Bloomin’ Onion [Update]

Kyle Smith, a sophomore defensive tackle for NAIA Carroll College in Montana, received horrific burns last month after a cooking accident at his girlfriend's home. Smith was attempting to make a battered, deep-fried onion when everything went horribly wrong. ...

Who Wants To Go To Jay Cutler's ‘80s-Themed Dance Party?

Everyone, of course! It's going to be awesome. There's going to be hors d’oeuvres and an open bar! Billy Ocean will be there!...

Jaguars May Show RedZone Channel On Their Stadium Video Board

The Jaguars have a new logo, new uniforms, and by 2014, will have the NFL's largest video boards (once the city figures out how it'll pay for them.) But here's an intriguing idea floated by the team: using those screens to show other games....

Dear Columnists: Enough With This “Patriot Way” Bullshit

It's been a while since we did a proper fisking of a terrible piece of sportswriting. Actually, we probably did it a few hours ago, but no matter: This putrid column from ESPN's Ashley Fox deserves special recognition. Fox, whose archive reads like a First Take producer's brainstorming session, has ...

People Are Paying Big Bucks For Aaron Hernandez Jerseys

Yes, there is intense demand for Aaron Hernandez jerseys, which are fetching hundreds of dollars at online auctions despite Hernandez having perhaps killed a dude or three. No, this is not a symbol of the decline of Western civilization....

This Is Where The Debate Over "Redskins" Went Completely Off The Rails

We've finally come to the end of the crazy line in the Washington Redskins name debate. It's going to be hard to top Walter E. Williams writing about "busybodies and tyrants" for The Oakland Press in a column so nuts you really want it to be satire. ...

Colts Safety Joe Lefeged Arrested With Unregistered Gun, Ammo In Car

Indianapolis Colts safety Joe Lefeged was arrested last night in Northeast Washington, DC. Cops pulled over the vehicle he and another man, Aaron Timothy Wilson, were riding in and found an unregistered handgun, ammunition, and an open alcohol container. It's unclear who was driving, but both men ar...

One Alleged Vandal Of Clemson's Special Rock Arrested

Clemson University police announced today that they arrested 18-year-old Micah Rogers of Pisgah Forest, N.C., for the vandalism done to Howard's Rock earlier this month. Rogers is accused of breaking the glass case that holds the rock and chipping off a chunk of it. There is no indication how this w...

Pats Fans Can Get A Free Exchange For Their Aaron Hernandez Jerseys

If you're somebody who currently owns a #81 Aaron Hernandez jersey, but you are also somebody who isn't really down with wearing an accused murderer's name on your back, I've got good news for you! On July 6 and 7, you can take your Aaron Hernandez jersey to the Patriots pro shop and exchange it for...

The Time Has Come For Dan Snyder To Change His Name

Times change, people. There once was a day in America when the idea of two gay men openly marrying seemed absurd. There was once a day in America when segregation was the law of the land. But the arc of the moral universe bends toward justice, and today we no longer tolerate evil that in another er...

Former Jet: Sanchez Needs Someone To Stop Him From Doing Stupid Things

Now that we've all seen Mark Sanchez's bare ass, it's probably time to wonder what took so long. According to a former Jet, Sanchez has a habit of removing his clothes or otherwise getting up to foolishness, but he's always had someone there to save him from himself....

This Phone Book Cover Shows An Awfully Excited Penn State Mascot

If it wasn't obvious before, it certainly is now: The Nittany Lion has absolutely no trouble getting up for every game at Beaver Stadium....

Someone Needs To Take Away The Keys To Donovan McNabb's Twitter

NFL Network analyst Donovan McNabb has tweeted two and only two things since Aaron Hernandez was arrested and charged with murder:...

Company Founded By Nazi Won't Have Anything To Do With Aaron Hernandez

Boy, everyone is really trying to distance themselves from Aaron Hernandez, huh? The bosses at Muscle Milk called off their deal with Hernandez late last week; the Patriots ended things with Hernandez early Wednesday morning; and, earlier today, Puma, the German manufacturer of footwear and all kin...