For The Football Fan On The Go

From the Good Ole American Opportunism Department comes a rather awesome tale in Tampa: 10 people were arrested for operating a mobile strip club outside the Bears-Buccaneers game last week. The young capitalists actually promoted the "moving poles" with flyers and other promotional material.

They were doing pretty well, too; cops confiscated $2,000 bucks. The dancing deal: $20 for a topless dance, $40 for completely nude, $60 if the woman was wearing a Bears rally beard.

Mobile Strip Club Found Operating In Tampa [Some Fine Fellows]

(Update: Sports Media Watch informs us that there are reports of oral sex among the women on the mobile strip club. At least they're staying current.)