So forgive us here, but our publisher would murder us if we didn't mention it to you: We have a book. It's called Catch, it's a novel and it comes out this Thursday. It's about a high school baseball player, so, you know, we've got a sports peg.
We're not going to get into too much detail here, because we feel vaguely uncomfortable about this whole salesmanship thing, but, you know, it's a book, it's hopefully kinda funny and you can read it pretty quick because we don't know very many big words. If you like what we do here, you know, you might kind of like it. Plus, it's pretty cheap: Eight bucks.
You can buy it right here, or you can pick it up at any major bookstore from this Thursday, if you're into that type of thing. We now return you to the land of lesbian cheerleaders. Gratefully.