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Further Evidence Bill Simmons & Ellen DeGeneres Are The Same Person

Yesterday a commenter remarked on some similarities between ESPN word-jock Bill Simmons and entertainer Ellen DeGeneres. We conducted a detailed forensic analysis of their faces, and you can see the shocking results in the above video.

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