Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

Further Evidence Bill Simmons & Ellen DeGeneres Are The Same Person

Yesterday a commenter remarked on some similarities between ESPN word-jock Bill Simmons and entertainer Ellen DeGeneres. We conducted a detailed forensic analysis of their faces, and you can see the shocking results in the above video.


To contact the author of this post, write to or find him on Twitter @bubbaprog.

Share This Story