A tipster passed along this list of travel aliases for Knicks players that was used during the 2012-13 season. When asked to confirm or deny its authenticity, a Knicks spokesperson wrote "I can't confirm it for you."

When we've seen hotel lists in the past, they only included the fake names. Some of the fun is lost without getting to guess who the hell "Tommy Bunz" is, but it will probably be made up for the next time you yell "BUNZ!" as Tyson Chandler grabs a monster rebound. With this season's trades of Iman Shumpert, Amar'e Stoudemire, and JR Smith, Carmelo Anthony is the only player on the list still on the Knicks. Poor, poor Nucky.