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White Sox Hotel Rooming List Reveals Some Great Fake Names

This is the White Sox rooming list for a 2012 midweek series in St. Louis. We don't know the provenance, but we hadn't seen it until Anthony sent it to us, so we're passing it along.

We've seen hotel name lists before (see: 2005 Yankees, 2007 Indians), and the fun is guessing which pseudonym belongs to which player. "Dr. Sphincter Rumpczek" is almost undoubtedly A.J. Pierzynski. I'd bet "Rooster Cogburn" and "Josie Wales" are some combination of Adam Dunn and John Danks. Not sure who "Kosuke Fukudome" is, though. Real mature, guy.


Guesses below!

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