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Haunted Floating Bat Stalks Manny In Return

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Well, that was a quick 50 games. Manny Ramirez returned from his summer vacation last night, going 0 for 3 with a walk in a 6-3 L.A. win over San Diego. None of his MLB-leading Dodger teammates could be reached for comment, however, as they were all too busy cramming fertility drugs in his celebratory champagne.



Good morning, and Happy July 4th. We've got Wimbledon! We've got Tiger! some late-breaking athlete-related fireworks mishaps!

Wake up, boys and girls in America.

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