The Premier League season starts this goddamn weekend. It’s been like four seconds since the World Cup ended. Regardless, that’s exciting news.
If you’re bogged down by the slog of unsubstantiated transfer rumor after unsubstantiated transfer rumor—seriously, why doesn’t European soccer have a Woj?—a helpful Reddit user has just the thing to lift your spirits: a compilation of all the best passes from last season, across all of the major European and South American leagues. It’s a damn solid video, and it definitely reminded me that, shit, I’m excited to wake up at 4:30 a.m. pacific time to watch some fucking footy. It also reminded me that Kevin De Bruyne is a savant on the pitch and I love him very much.