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The NBA contains many exciting and fun young lads, rubbery and springy basketball sons filled with promise. Jayson Tatum, De’Aaron Fox, Domantas Sabonis, and so on. But also there are many young basketball men who are dumpster crap. Here, in no particular order, is a list of some young NBA players who shit mondo ass.

Josh Jackson
Emmanuel Mudiay
Frank Kaminsky
Mario Hezonja
Noah Vonleh
Tyus Jones
Markelle Fultz
Jonathan Isaac
Frank Ntilikina
Justin Jackson
Dragan Bender
Caleb Swanigan
Andrew Wiggins
Furkan Korkmaz
Kelly Oubre Jr.
Trey Lyles
T.J. Leaf
Luke Kennard
Dennis Smith Jr.
Skal Labissière
Denzel Valentine
Stanley Johnson
Henry Ellenson
Lonzo Ball
Jabari Parker
Justise Winslow
Bobby Portis
Wade Baldwin IV
Marquese Chriss
Malik Beasley
Timothé Luwawu-Cabarrot
Malachi Richardson

Please stop having optimism about these puke players, who are bad. Thank you.