FiveThirtyEight has a cool interactive up today by Nate Silver and frenemy of the program Reuben Fischer-Baum, calculating the Elo ratings throughout history for every team in the NBA. I’m a sucker for Elo ratings, so I love this. I’m also a sucker for the shitbag Knicks, so I pulled up their chart ready to cringe. That’s it up there.

(Elo ratings are used to quantify relative strength; you gain or lose points for wins and losses, and gain more points for winning against a stronger—higher rated—opponent than for beating up a lower-rated one like the Knicks, who suck, with the opposite being true for losses.)

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It’s not allllll pain, to be fair. (Mostly, though.) If you click on the chart at 538’s page, it zooms in so you can see individual seasons; if you mouseover the lines, you’ll see results for individual games. Here’s a screen of one of the only good weeks in the last 15 years.

That’s it. The rest stinks. Time to trade a draft pick for Roy Fucking Hibbert, or whatever fresh garbage is lying in wait.

[FiveThirtyEight]