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Here's An Old Video Of Peter Crouch Getting Funky At An EDM Concert

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Peter Crouch is most known for 1) being a lumbering giant of a striker who somehow parlayed his head’s altitude and the middling skills that came with the rest of his body into a surprisingly good career with the English national team, and 2) for doing the Robot a few times after scoring. Thanks to this video, we now know that the Robot is but one technique in his vast arsenal of sweet dance moves:

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Once again proving The Manziel Theorem correct, Crouchy says the video isn’t new:

At least he looked better getting his groove on than Roberto Martínez.

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[Vice Sports]

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