Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist got suited up today to promote the team's upcoming Rangers Dog Walk. His dinner companion is Nova, a five-year-old Doberman that, according to this New York Times story from last year, pretty much gets her way around the house. There isn't anything about this photo that doesn't make my brain hurt with confusion. (Also, this crop job doesn't do the photo justice. Be sure to click here for the full, surrealist effect.)