So Shaquille O'Neal tweeted today that he partnered with AriZona Beverage Company to release a soda line. After countless hours of grunt work and delibration peppered by brief, magical moments of marketing genius, Shaq's new soda will be called Soda Shaq.

Apparently Shaq loves cream soda, or AriZona thinks that cream soda perfectly captures the essence of Shaq, because the line looks to consists of nothing but various flavors of cream soda. The cans are color-coded (pink for strawberry, orange, off-white for vanilla, and blue for blueberry), but just in case that confuses you, the Kazaam leading man's face is on each can, with a different expression for each flavor.


We're probably going to stick to the Arnold Palmer Lite for now, since we're watching our weight and all. But do try it out. Let us know what you think.