Hey, Mark? Fat Ankles Will Be The Least Of Her Problems

LeitchLeitch|published: Fri 9th December, 13:45 2005
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From the newest edition of Playboy magazine, via the New York Post


"I don't care how pretty she is, but she has to have fat ankles. Fat ankles will at least cut the population chasing her in half. I'm sorry, but I want her to have fat ankles." Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban in Playboy about his 2-year-old daughter.

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