Hey, Ronaldinho, Why The Long Face?

This is pretty much what you think it is: A "full-size" sculpture of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho ... as a regal white horse. It's currently up for bid on eBay, and the price is right too: Only $25,000! (With $2,500 more to ship.)

Not a bad deal. This seems as good a time as any for a "grow, hoof, grow."

Ronaldinio, football star, sculptured as a white horse [eBay]