Holidays, Ranked

Here is a list of (commercialized) U.S. holidays, ranked in order of how good they are:

1. Christmas Eve
2. Christmas
3. Fourth of July
4. New Year’s Eve
5. Thanksgiving
6. Labor Day
7. Memorial Day
8. New Year’s Day
9. Halloween
10. Valentine’s Day
11. Easter
12. Getting hit by a bus
13. St. Patrick’s Day