Holidays, Ranked
credits: Ulet Ifansasti | source: Getty Here is a list of (commercialized) U.S. holidays, ranked in order of how good they are:
Christmas Eve
Christmas
Fourth of July
New Year’s Eve
Thanksgiving
Labor Day
Memorial Day
New Year’s Day
Halloween
Valentine’s Day
Easter
Getting hit by a bus
St. Patrick’s Day
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