How Do I Get On This Injured List?

• Yes, this is gratuitous: Tottenham Hotspur's Jermain Defoe is "rehabbing" his broken toe in the most healthy environment imaginable. I'm guessing that young lady is his doctor? [ Unprofessional Foul]

• I'm pumped: Barry Larkin says that American players should not take the World Baseball Classic very seriously. After all, Barry Larkin is one of Team USA's coaches, so how serious can they be? [ Sports Northwest Magazine]

• Maybe if a Jabberwockee drank out of it: If you pay $25,000 for Tiger Woods' empty Gatorade bottle, you might have a problem. [ FirstCuts]

• Tastes sour: Keyshawn Johnson is the not the Iron Chef of America. Unless the secret ingredient is smug. [ The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Bring back Ron Gant: The Atlanta Braves will not win any awards for their off-season performance. And by "awards" I mean baseball games. [ Runaround Sue's]