The FDA is going to ban caffeinated malt liquor beverages very soon. Gone will be Joose and gone will be our precious, disgusting Four Loko. Luckily, you will be prepared for the 21st century prohibition with this helpful video.
The good people over at Buzzfeed put together this step-by-step guide to creating your very own Four Loko. Watch.
That looks really appetizing and in no way disgusting as hell.
H/T Joey