Not great, my friend! Not great at all.
As of this writing, Woods has played 16 of his opening-round holes, and sits at four over par. That puts him ahead of just two players—Rod Pampling and Kevin Streelman—on the leader board. But even that depressing fact doesn’t quite capture how miserable Tiger’s round has been:
It gets worse:
Tiger Woods hasn’t won a major since 2008. Everyone dies.