I don’t know if this video of Arsenal keeper Petr Cech batting away a bombardment of ping pong balls depicts the brilliant cutting edge of goalkeeper training, a fun but ultimately pointless exercise, or Arsenal’s real-life version of Blade Runner 2049's emotional baseline test, but what I do know is that I’m absolutely mesmerized:

Either way, I think this is proof that Cech has great reflexes, and/or is not at the moment prone to believe himself in possession of a soul.