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I Hope Your Team Wins At Sports This Weekend!

Thank you for letting me play in your sandbox today. I have no idea what any of you are talking about! That being said, you dudes were great. I hope it's not awkward when we run into each other later!

From AJ:

Big gay slow clap for Choire Sicha!

Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Your editors for NFL opening weekend are...


Saturday: Cajun Boy
Sunday: The Nashtern (BREAK HIM IN)

Now go rock some shit.

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