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Before the final sequence of last night’s game between the Thunder and Spurs had everyone staring at their television and muttering, “What the hell just happened?” Spurs point guard Tony Parker made a play that turned me into a gross cartoon wolf.

If not for that batshit final play, this is the one everyone would be talking about this morning:

A pass like that can make strange sounds come out of your mouth when it happens in the middle of an All-Star game, but this was in the final 30 seconds of a playoff game and with the Spurs desperate for a bucket. In my opinion, the victory should have been awarded to the Spurs right then and there, on account of that pass being some extremely dope shit.


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