Super Bowl 51 will be in Houston on Feb. 5, 2017, and today, the city’s Super Bowl committee unveiled its mascot. His name is TD, and he’s a football dressed up in a football uniform. He also has a smile, I think. It could be a misplaced lace.

TD “filled out” a brief bio. Look at his responses:


Football, Houston’s Food Scene, and the Arts

Typical shill. There’s more:


Astronaut Quarterback

Fuck you, that’s not a job. Grow up, TD.

Photo via @HouSuperBowl

H/t to Patrick

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