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I Want To Punt The Houston Super Bowl Mascot's Dumb Head

Super Bowl 51 will be in Houston on Feb. 5, 2017, and today, the city’s Super Bowl committee unveiled its mascot. His name is TD, and he’s a football dressed up in a football uniform. He also has a smile, I think. It could be a misplaced lace.

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TD “filled out” a brief bio. Look at his responses:

ACTIVITIES

Football, Houston’s Food Scene, and the Arts

Typical shill. There’s more:

DREAM JOB

Astronaut Quarterback

Fuck you, that’s not a job. Grow up, TD.

Photo via @HouSuperBowl

H/t to Patrick


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