You total idiot. You complete fucking moron. That’s a golf flag.

This comes to us from Queensland, Australia, and it was shot by a woman who said the cretinous kangaroo spent time sniffing the pin before rearing up to get at its flag.

“He hopped across the field to the flag and did his little dance,” she said.

It is mating season for the kangaroos, and Ms Hammant said he was likely a young male, which could have influenced its odd behaviour.

That’s no excuse, imbecile.