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The crack of the bat. The smell of glove leather. Enormous American flags. Cracker Jacks. An idiot on the field, sprinting half-clothed through Arizona’s outfield. Baseball is back!

That idiot showed up in the third inning of tonight’s Rockies-Diamondbacks game, and he managed to stay on his feet for a remarkable amount of time after security guards first made contact with him:

Happy opening day!