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Idiot On The Field Leads Slapstick Chase Through Copa America Match, Eventually Gets Bodyslammed

Chile vs. Colombia was exciting during the first half, nonexistent for the next two hours, then soggy and boring for the second half. Thankfully, stoppage time featured an amazing moment in Idiot On The Field history, as this enterprising dumbass managed to escape a sizable horde of the security team, run the length of the field back and forth, and make everyone slip and fall on the wet grass before getting demolished by a linebacker-looking security guard.

The match was delayed as a huge storm swept through Chicago, soaking the Soldier Field grounds and prompting fans to take shelter in the concourse. This idiot’s glorious run through the muck made the delay worth it, you ask me.



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