If Anything Is Going To Lure Karl Malone Out Of Retirement...

...it will almost certainly be the Memphis Grizzlies "Camo Night," being held tonight in conjunction with the Grizzlies vs. Bucks (and I bet that's not a coincidence) game tonight at the FedEx Forum. Fishermen and hunters of any animal (including little Mexican girls) are encouraged to attend the game and get some free stuff.

Deer hunting season is underway, and the Grizzlies will have their shots aimed at the Milwaukee Bucks when they visit FedExForum on Dec. 27 at 7 p.m. for 'Camo Night'. Join the Grizzlies in celebrating the Mid-South's enthusiasm for hunting, fishing and the great outdoors while also saving a Buck or two.

All you need to do is show up wearing camouflage, present a valid hunting or fishing license from any state, or bring a hunting decoy or fishing lure. And if you aren't a hunter, you can join in the fun by donating a stuffed animal, which will either be given to a Children's Hospital, or used for target practice by one of the many fans in attendance who traveled to the game with a gun strapped to the top of their vehicle.

It should be quite an experience for the athletes of the NBA to be surrounded by tens of thousands of people form whom it is actually socially acceptable to own guns.

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