In A Shocking Development, Jerry Tarkanian Has Switched From Towels To WonderPretzels

Timothy BurkeTimothy Burke|published: Fri 9th March, 09:00 2012

Legendary Runnin' Rebels coach Jerry Tarkanian watched his old charges dispatch Wyoming in the Mountain West tournament last night, and in doing so revealed the source of his recently-increased girth. May we recommend he return to a diet of fiber-rich Egyptian cotton?

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